Part 2: The Crash
by Saliha Enzenauer / Yokomono
I opened my eyes in confusion. Where was I? Palms and sand and water everywhere. And why was I laying naked in the sand like a stranded mermaid?
Simon Le Bon Chronicles 8 – America First
My righteous dictatorship in Britain was in full bloom: I was an unrelenting, visionary and hard-working empress, I restored law and order, put the British nation back into line, and started a European war in order to kill Steve Bannon, who was working on a world conspiracy here. My vest as the highest military commander …
Simon Le Bon Chronicles 5 – Kiss of the Scorpion
It was my third day in the desert. Everything had gone terribly wrong.At the meeting point at the gates of the Sahara there had been a shootout between the ransom extortionists and government officials. The kidnappers dragged me into the jeep and drove into the desert. They cursed incessantly and decided that I was a …
Simon Le Bon Chronicles 4 – Strange Mission
It was strange to come back from my one-year Mossad training in the Middle East and return to my small life as a taxi chauffeur. In the end they decided that I should be the test person for a new super-spy-car that was supposedly better than Bond’s Aston Martin. From the outside it was a …
Simon Le Bon Chronicles 3 – Lady Vengeance
We were having our weekly meeting to discuss the latest operations.I starred at my people- those wankers, I hated them all. But since I had taken over my father’s crime syndicate after he passed away last year, I had to deal with them.Franco this loser was trying to explain the missing amount of protection money. …
Simon Le Bon Chronicles 1
Part 1: In The Pleasure Groove by Saliha Enzenauer / Yokomono It is a hot summer night and I go to a Duran Duran concert. I enter the arena and fight my way to the front row to see my Simon. The lights go down and ‘Planet Earth’ strikes up. I can’t hear myself screaming, …